Jayne: Hell, there weren’t a-one of them understood what happened out there they’re… probably stickin’ that statue right back up. Kaylee: You really are such an easy mark. Kaylee: So, when… we made love last night. Simon: I mean, my way of being… polite, or however it’s… Well, it’s the only way I have of… showing you… that I like you… of showing respect. The Mudders? I think I really made a difference in their lives. Jayne: No really, Mal, I mean, maybe there’s something to this. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks? Should give us enough time to get the goods back onto Serenity. Mal: So, that’s where the little ‘Jayne Day Celebration’ we got planned comes in. If I didn’t have stuff to get done, I’d be in there with her. His brains are in terrible danger.īook: River? Please, why don’t you come on out? River: They say the snow on the roof is too heavy. And letting that belief be real enough to change your life. Contradictions, false logistics – doesn’t make sense.īook: It’s not about… making sense. Simon: This must be what going mad feels like. Mal: Yeah, but I’m looking at some fair compelling evidence says they do. They don’t…put you on a pedestal in town square for that. Pulled a second-story, stole a lot of scratch from the magistrate up on the hill. I was here a few years back, like I said. Mal: No, seriously, Jayne, you want to tell me–? Mal: You wanna tell me how come there’s a statue of you here, looking at me like I owe him something? You’re like a trained ape… without the training! Simon: So you had to tear my infirmary apart? Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain’t appropriate. When the local people realize he’s returned, things get real interesting real fast! The crew pull a job on a backwater planet where apparently, Jayne is worshiped as a popular hero. Last time, I dedicated an entire post to the best lines out of the Firefly series, and only got halfway through its first and only season! I can’t imagine how many posts I’ve going to have to divide this into to make them all fit and not be totally overwhelming to read! Best estimates put it at three…